I feel like a bottomless pit. I've gotten so fat I can't even remember what I looked like 1 year ago!
I may not be considered "fat" in the real sense of the word (but definitely in Hollywood), but I'm getting close. I've let myself eat too freely during the past months (which to my horror added up to a whole year!!), that now I'm so afraid to weigh myself. My scale is missing - or maybe it just ran away out of fear of being squashed.
All in all, last time I checked, I've gained approximately 8 kilos *sobbing*, and I'm sure I've added more but since my scale is MIA, I'll have to guess. My jeans and pants don't fit anymore. They don't pass my enormous thighs. I've grown a butt that I didn't know I could have. My tummy sticks out so proudly like a kangaroo pouch. My face became rounder and more cheek-y. Even my rings don't fit on my fingers now!
The only positives are that my arms are not fatter, and my face looks younger and more plump. Also, my *ahem* boobs grew a size, but look nicer than they did before.
These days I'm surviving on wearing track suits and/or dresses. Tracksuits are easy to wear, and dresses hide all the atrocities. So I'm on a diet now. Atkins to be precise. I like it and it likes me. So far, so good. I like protein and my body needs it because I'm pretty sure I overdosed on carbs. I don't eat junk food, but I eat everything else. The past few months witnessed an overeating pig that gorged on sugars, carbs and lots and loooots of chocolate!!
Since it's my fault that I became a bottomless pit, I have to endure the severe withdrawal symptoms of not having my daily breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks of chocolate, chocolate and cake. Is there a Gluttons Anonymous - as in Alcoholics Anonymous? I might have to start it.
This lady has to fit into a new dress by Wednesday (for Eid). Pray for me, will you?
I may not be considered "fat" in the real sense of the word (but definitely in Hollywood), but I'm getting close. I've let myself eat too freely during the past months (which to my horror added up to a whole year!!), that now I'm so afraid to weigh myself. My scale is missing - or maybe it just ran away out of fear of being squashed.
All in all, last time I checked, I've gained approximately 8 kilos *sobbing*, and I'm sure I've added more but since my scale is MIA, I'll have to guess. My jeans and pants don't fit anymore. They don't pass my enormous thighs. I've grown a butt that I didn't know I could have. My tummy sticks out so proudly like a kangaroo pouch. My face became rounder and more cheek-y. Even my rings don't fit on my fingers now!
The only positives are that my arms are not fatter, and my face looks younger and more plump. Also, my *ahem* boobs grew a size, but look nicer than they did before.
These days I'm surviving on wearing track suits and/or dresses. Tracksuits are easy to wear, and dresses hide all the atrocities. So I'm on a diet now. Atkins to be precise. I like it and it likes me. So far, so good. I like protein and my body needs it because I'm pretty sure I overdosed on carbs. I don't eat junk food, but I eat everything else. The past few months witnessed an overeating pig that gorged on sugars, carbs and lots and loooots of chocolate!!
Since it's my fault that I became a bottomless pit, I have to endure the severe withdrawal symptoms of not having my daily breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks of chocolate, chocolate and cake. Is there a Gluttons Anonymous - as in Alcoholics Anonymous? I might have to start it.
This lady has to fit into a new dress by Wednesday (for Eid). Pray for me, will you?
16 comments:
Babe! Good luck! Me too :/
"I may not be considered "fat" in the real sense of the word"
You mean not fat by kuwaiti standards ;p
Seriously though.. If u wanna really get into good shape, work out. Otherwise going on a diet is just a temporary thing, and eventually you'll regain back what u lost from ur diet
I hope everything goes as you wish! Your talking about 8 kilos and I'm talking about gaining 28 Kilos! lol! What a world of a difference, I'm eating lighter but I'm still enjoying myself!
Lat 7ateen, just take it easy and keep your metabolism going! :)
ambeeh the same problem here i want to loose weight it kills me i love chocolate:S i want to lose weight without having to workout lol
i want to do it in an easy way , maybe surgery :S
i really want to cry now :S
anyway hope it goes as you wish and we can all lose some weight
ReGaRds
good luck dear me 2 wish me luck :*
Good luck!
join a gym, work out, or just power walk for an hour. Eat healthy bas if your craving something take a bite or two, latkhaleen shay ib kha6rich.
Don't go on a "diet", make eating healthy and working our ur lifestyle.
good luck babe
im sure its not as bad as u make it out to be
just hang in there!
oh n if u find GA ... tell me i gotta join too!
Good luck !
I'm afraid all enjoyable things in life come with a hefty price!*
Oh dear! I vote for exercise too, it really makes a difference.
I hope you can fit in the dress by Eid day and don't forget to give us 3eediya cos we prayed for you :$
try the all pineapple diet, it works
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Allergic or Toxic - Rash, Pruritus (skin inflammation)
Neurological - Headache, Tremor, Dizziness, Asthenia
Behavioral - Insomnia, Anxiety, Nervousness, Agitation, Abnormal dreams, Drowsiness and fatigue
Autonomic - Excessive sweating
Gastrointestinal - Nausea, Disturbances of appetite, Diarrhea
Respiratory - Bronchitis, Rhinitis (inflammation of the nasal mucous membranes), Yawning
Musculoskeletal - Muscle pain, Back pain, Joint pain
Urogenital - Painful menstruation, Sexual dysfunction, Urinary tract infection, Frequent micturition
Miscellaneous - Chills
thanks ya'll for all ur best wishes and ur advice even if i hate exercise and healthy food!
btw zed r u trying to help me or kill me?
am on atkins too! we need to start a support group!
chocolate is fattening ???????
I've a diet related blog, with comments on Overeaters Anonymous (close to Gluttons Anonymous)
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