Monday, January 28, 2008

Lady Mary Jones Thinks I'm Stupid

I received this very funny email from Lady Mary Jones. Well, I guess she thought I was an actual "Lady" and wanted to scam some money from me. But Gmail is a smart motherplucker, and knew that Lady Mary's scam email, was in fact SPAM, and that's where it was delivered. Only to be flushed out of my email in one click.Spam Mail can be so funny sometimes, and since I was bored, I decided to read the 'interesting' ones for some giggles.

"Lady Mary Jones maryjones@yahoo.co.uk

Hello!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirm able Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for a Months Course and I will not come back till end of January. What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information,I have paid for the delivering Charges, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country. Again, I would have paid for the security keeping fee but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS INTERNATIONAL with the following information

First name:
Last Name:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:
address:

CLAIMS AGENT: MR Terry Smith
Email
Address:fedex007@live.com
Telephone:+2348054998544

there and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $250.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs.mary jones "


Tsk, tsk, Lady Mary. You could have come up with a better story than that! You're a freakin' lady for that matter. Use your women's intuition. I could come up with 100 better scams. But I don't kiss and tell.. *wink*

13 comments:

Marzouq said...

You should see some of the ones I get, they are a lot worse! lol!

Some of them I reply and say some of the craziest things waiting for them say something else! lol

'Grey' said...

OMG ! I love them , Just mess with 'her' . Write back as if you believe them and see what happens ... it will be a fun thing to blog !

Hopeless Poet said...

I believe this is called phishing! I get so many specially from South Africa! I don't know if there is anyone who would fall for that! But if there is, that person should not be using the internet at all!

Zed said...

email :fedex007@live.com

LOL because FEDEX cant afford to get the actual @fedex.com

send ME the money and i will take care of these people

Anonymous said...

lawl, i got that one today!
Just some other e-mails :)

_____________________
Fra: lady mary jones (maryjones@yahoo.co.uk)
Sendt: 28. januar 2008 14:02:45
Svar til: contact_terrysmith006@yahoo.co.uk
Til:

Hello!I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirm able Bank Draft of$800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I didnot hear from you since that time. Then I wentand deposited the Draft with FEDEX EXPRESSDELIVERY, West Africa, I travelled out ofthe country for a Months Course and I will notcome back till end of January. What you haveto do now is to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY. as soon as possible to knowwhen they will deliver your package to youbecause of the expiring date. For yourinformation,I have paid for the deliveringCharges, Insurance premium and ClearanceCertificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it isnot a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terroristattack in your Country.Again, I would have paid for the security keeping fee but they said nobecause they don't know when you will contactthem and in case of demurrage.You have tocontact the FEDEX EXPRESS INTERNATIONAL with the following information First name:Last Name:Telephone/Fax number:Nationality:Age: Occupation:address: CLAIMS AGENT: MR Terry SmithEmail Address:contact_terrysmith006@yahoo.co.uk Telephone:+2348054998544 there and know when it will get to your address.Let me repeat again, try to contact them assoon as you receive this mail to avoid anyfurther delay and remember to pay them theirSecurity Keeping fee of $250.00 US Dollars fortheir immediate action.You should also let me know through email assoon as you receive your Draft.Yours Faithfully,Mrs.mary jones

Wendy Brandes said...

Oh, This Lady, when you get all this money, I hope you buy some jewelry ;-)

do0da said...

i feel left out i never got one of those that i actually saw =[

Anonymous said...

hey!
I'm from Taiwan!
I got this mail too and believe it at just!!
BUT LUCKYLY!
I key the phone number she gave from the mail and found here~
Gues what?
The words are all the same just like you post on here!
Thanks for what you post!
Or I will really send the mail to "fedex" and "HER"!!
Maybe my English is broken that you don't understand what I "key"
But, thank you!

Anonymous said...

Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

To file in for the processing of your prize winnings, you are advised to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:
***************************************************
Name : Mr.Raymond Davidson
Tel: +44 701 1133 603
Email: raydavidson12@yahoo.com.hk
****************************************************
You are advice to provide him with the following information:
Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Occupation:
Amount Won:
Age:
Sex:
Marital Status:
Contact Address:
Country Of Residence:
A Scanned Copy of your Identity:
Reference and Batch number:
Next of Kin:

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 14 days, thereafter unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence.

You are to keep all lotto information confidential, especially your reference and ticket numbers. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained).Members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs Mary Jones.
Lottery Coordinator.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! If these "lotteries" were real, and I actually responded to them, I would be a trillionaire by now. It's actually a lottery for the scammers, because they are waiting to see if they "win" by someone actually responding and giving out all their vital information so they can have their identity stolen!! So sad!!

Jamieo said...

Hahaha I'm talking to her on Yahoo messenger... She wants me to give her £1000 to clear some account or something. She's told me in return she will give me 40% of the $13m she's owed by a Nigerian petroleum company and then she said that when thats blown over, me and her can be together hahaha!

Her yahoo username is mjpink8 for anyone who may have a similar occurrence.

Hossam said...

this is a guy from nigiria city lagos
his name \Richard Olaniyi
25 years old


call police now

Anonymous said...

Also got this email about my "inheritance" and was requesting bank act # and routing #. Not that stupid, Mary! Sorry